demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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cramp:

who uses :D when is anyone ever happy enough to use :D

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

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